Oh Shilo…
It was the right price, gave us some elbow room, as well as that hot tub time machine groovy feeling but once we got in bed – yikes.
A combination of clock paranoia and an odd bed had us all flipping and flopping all night – I felt like a piece of meat on a slightly cool grill. I simply could not brown.
The sheets were so oddly crispy that every time anyone moved it sounded like a group of people rummaging around in a vintage cellophane collection.
The alarm did eventually go off and we launched out of bed like people escaping from an ant nest.
Airport here we come…
